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February 27 2018

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February 12 2018

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February 08 2018

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xompeii-reads:

i… I made some valentines involving politics.

February 05 2018

directium:

arifranzz:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Did you call me??”

Video by bellcat

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

@bibarrybluejeans

February 04 2018

January 31 2018

thagrinbery:

jumpingjacktrash:

alexdoestv:

reverendhaley:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

lollipop-sparkle:

junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

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a challenger approaches 

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he comes

We add this

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And now we have this

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Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

appaul mccartney

georange harrison

lime

i started crying and my family is worried

everyone in this cursed thread is deactivated

January 29 2018

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systlin:

annechen-melo:

quousque:

thevideowall:

kayabebe:

aawb:

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

Many of the notes here are saying “But women used to have kids earlier”

Okay. So, assume every woman had her daughter at 20 instead. 

That’s five mothers in a century. 

Fifty mothers in a thousand years. 

One hundred mothers in two thousand years. 

That is five hundred and seventy five mothers since the dawn of agriculture. 

Less than six hundred women, between you and the dawn of civilization. 

You are never so far from your ancestors as you think. 

January 19 2018

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January 10 2018

bundyspooks:

hullabaloon:

Whenever I come across a trainee in customer service (like a cashier, or a sales rep), there is usually a senior/experienced employee with them doing the training and they always apologise for the trainee. “Sorry, they’re learning.” And I always respond with, “That’s good! We all have to learn.”

Even when I got a new phone and had to wait five hours for them to process the purchase (it was on a contract so there were a lot of forms and regulatory steps to finalise), when the trainee went to the back and I was alone with the store manager, I made a point in how impressed I was with the trainee’s performance. The relief on her face was prudent and they were extremely grateful for my patience.

We don’t discourage children from learning. We don’t lambast them when they can’t perform a task that an experienced person can do. Humans aren’t born with the inherent ability to work a credit card facility. We are born to learn and develop skills that help ourselves and each other.

The only decent thing we can do is be patient and encourage each other to become the best at what we do.

This is so important

fun fact

megan-cutler:

narwhalsarefalling:

cheap-pink-mints:

narwhalsarefalling:

cheap-pink-mints:

narwhalsarefalling:

transcoranic:

narwhalsarefalling:

squirrelstone:

narwhalsarefalling:

lam-baka:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

this is amazing thank you

Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr

January 08 2018

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russiacore:

by @sampycat on ig.

December 23 2017

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depressed-alone:

downtherabbitholehoe:

znj-1:

thelifeofbunches:

turtlemuffinbutt:

lazytuesday-creation:

captaintriscuitbiscuit:

nishikinico:

doctordragonisback:

thatsonofamitch:

fucks sake

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god dammit

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

S T O P

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

I have never related to a post more

the fucking struggle 😭

If this shit ain’t me 😒

Me

cunningcelt:

calypsorises:

kimreesesdaughter:

vanessasaurus:

ayoogeee:

intoxicatedindreams:

kimreesesdaughter:

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

Speaking this into existence.

Speak to your future, watch it speak back.

THAT PART!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Gonna post this on my bathroom mirror as an affirmation

December 15 2017

reblog for good things to happen to you

studyblr:

the universe will listen

October 05 2017

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rebelnurse1986:

The older I get, the more I’m just honest like this.

September 05 2017

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coldoctobernights:

🎃🍂👻🍁

September 02 2017

August 29 2017

linhhpham:

cardcaptorr:

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

this post keeps me going

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